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New Post 2/14/2008 1:27 PM
  twiffer
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and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

ouch.  it speaks to your skill as a writer that i always find myself at least half-believing these are true stories.

 
New Post 2/14/2008 1:42 PM
  Keifus
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

I agree, that was gripping.  It had the unfortunate side effect of making me hate people just a little bit more. 

 
New Post 2/14/2008 1:46 PM
  anonymous
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

Complete fiction from start to finish ... though something akin to it could've happened, since we did own a ballroom and the Da was a champion shit-kicker. This bit however was just me suffused with the balmy glow of hallmark day. Some jackass in a paper here was spewing on about love being like a rose, beauty with the thorns, and all that emetical bullshit. I rang the editor and told him his journalist was on my hit-list. If he doesn't show up for work tomorrow, search for him in the Liffey, I said. I made the call from a pay-phone and inhaled helium beforehand.

 
New Post 2/14/2008 7:53 PM
  Michael Kenney
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

At first, I was a bit concerned that this was a true story. I knew from what you'd told me that the Da had game, and could bring the leather.

But then I got to the part where you said you weren't called to testify because you were a minor.

In 1989?

You were a minor in 1969 my friend, not 1989.

Tell Chainsaw McCulloch I said hello.

 
New Post 2/14/2008 10:28 PM
  anonymous
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

So much for trying to sneak in that extra 20 years ... I am afterall guilty of 'criminal procrastination'. Can't I not age by indecision too?

Chainsaw McC? You mean Lumberjack Jim with the suspenders and bologne tits, the hobnailed high-heels and the big toothless grin?

Thanks a lot, buddy.

 
New Post 2/14/2008 11:58 PM
  Michael Kenney
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 
Modified By Michael Kenney  on 2/15/2008 1:10:07 AM)

I liked reading this John. Very much.

Thanks.

 
New Post 2/15/2008 12:15 AM
  anonymous
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 
Modified By anonymous  on 2/16/2008 2:19:01 PM)

Michael Kenney, don't let the bastards grind you down. Remember, friend, there are always more good deeds in the cosmos than evil naysayers. It's just how we are.

 
New Post 2/15/2008 12:22 AM
  Michael Kenney
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

Thank you.

I don't know what else I can say.

 

 
New Post 2/15/2008 12:37 AM
  Michael Kenney
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

I used the delete function after my little crying thing.

You better not touch this thing.

Leave it alone.

Piss off.

Mine.

 
New Post 2/15/2008 12:53 AM
  anonymous
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

Yes, I read it before you played god. Fuck, you're worse than me when it comes to deleting shit, and that's saying a hell of a lot. The Fray delete function was custom made for the likes of me. I'm always deleting crap. 

This poem's got to be roared out. I bark as I write, so make sure you do too. Very therapeutic. Wake the neighbors. Fuck them. Hell, open the damn window. No, wait, it's ball-busting cold in Chicago now. Scratch that.

I read this piece frrom Carlin tonight that had me weeping bitter-sweet tears of joy. It went something like this: Have you ever gone into a store and only bought a pack of cookies? Have you ever done that? And when you got home, have you ever just stood there on your kitchen floor, opened the cookies, and stuffed them all one by one into your mouth? Have you ever done that? Eat a whole pack of fucking cookies in one go? I have. 'Tear along here', the packet says. Damn fucking right I tear along there. Where else am I going to tear it, along the fucking sidewalk?

That guy's crazy. But compulsory reading for all, I should think.

 
New Post 2/15/2008 7:04 AM
  Michael Kenney
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

John,

I'm watching the press conference from DeKalb at the moment, and I had to tell you this.

After describing Steven Kazmierczak, the weapons he used, and the time line of the event, NIU police chief Donald Grady started taking questions from the gathered reporters....

"Have you established a motive?"

Motive. The fucking retard reporter wants to know the motive.

Jesus Christ, who gives a flying ratfuck what his motive was?

 
New Post 2/15/2008 8:21 AM
  anonymous
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 
Modified By anonymous  on 2/16/2008 1:39:02 AM)

That's exactly what he was shooting for [bad pun] -- post-mortems that would elevate his narcissistic act of pure cowardice to something warranting a MOTIVE. Fuck motives.

 
New Post 2/16/2008 1:13 PM
  Nancy Chase
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the madman deleter of the fray, you are! 

Christ, you even delete your "thumbs up" after only an hour or so!  (but thats healthy; keeps a person from getting a swelled head)

 

 
New Post 2/19/2008 3:28 PM
  catnapping
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Re: and a happy valentine's day to you too john 

Beautifully executed. You had my individed attention to the end. I thought it was a true story. It felt sooo real.

Someone here said, "gripping." I agree.

thank you for a great read.

 
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