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New Post 1/1/2008 1:53 AM
  Nancy Chase
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Chili Today, Hot Tamale 
Modified By Nancy Chase  on 1/5/2008 7:32:23 AM)

We had a similar experience in my family once, when we were on vacation at the shore.  Some vacation.  My poor mother still had to cook for ten people every night (God Bless Her) in the 3 bedroom house we rented (one br for the girls, one for the boys and one for the parents) 

Long story short, she bought what turned out to be very rancid dried beef at a seashore butchery and made cream dried beef on toast for dinner.(Oh God, if only we'd been a "chili" kind of family)  Both my parents, along with every single one of us 8 kids threw up during that long, hot, horrible summer night.  Not a one of us kids made it to the bathroom in time to do the deed, either.  Ah, and the memory of the smell still brings a gag to my throat and chills to my spine.  It was that wretched, debilitating, disgusting kind of vomiting, especially if you had rolled over into your sister's like I did, because we were sharing a double bed.  Big splats of vomit lay like like slippery booby traps to us unsuspecting ones who slept a little longer and missed the first nauseous wave. Desperately clenching our stomachs, we stumbled down the dank, dark hallway leading to the lone bathroom at the end of the hall.  Like you, switters, I can still see myself as a precocious 9 year old, laying in that long hallway, shrieking "WTF?" because I was already covered in my sister's vomit and now I had just slipped and fallen into my brother's.  I remember looking up and seeing my mother moaning, with her head on the kitchen table.  WTF?  Where was my father?  Out puking off the back porch, I later learned.

Needless to say it's taken years of therapy to finally be able to deal with the trauma of that night, and the smell of noxema still haunts me in nightmares.  Noxema, you ask?  Did I mention that was my mother's cure for sunburn? 

 
New Post 1/1/2008 3:19 PM
  Keifus
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Re: Chili Today, Hot Tamale 

That is an awesome story.

 
New Post 1/2/2008 6:55 PM
  Nancy Chase
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Re: Chili Today, Hot Tamale 
Modified By Nancy Chase  on 1/2/2008 8:07:30 PM)

why, thank you.  I was just thinking how devilishly funny it would be to cut and paste it and just plunk it down as a reply over on poor  switters thread (the one that was truncated) in fraywatch.  Like a vomit missile out of nowhere.  With a link.  INCOMING

 
New Post 1/3/2008 11:59 AM
  twiffer
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the vacation of which we do not speak 

it was supposed to be a weekend of skiing in vermont.  except it rained the whole time, so we couldn't ski (probably for the best, given my skill on the slopes).  then, we went to pizza hut for dinner, where my mom, dad and two older brothers all got food poisoning.  somehow, my sister and i were spared.  a family of six in a hotel room, four of them sick.  that is the very definition of fun.  i remember my dad spending the whole night on the toilet, voiding his bowels and then vomiting into the bathtub because of the stentch of his shit. 

aren't family vacations great?

 
New Post 1/5/2008 6:35 AM
  Nancy Chase
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Re: the vacation of which we do not speak 

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.  I have nothing more to add, after that.

 
New Post 1/5/2008 1:55 PM
  twiffer
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Re: the vacation of which we do not speak 

by the way, holiday photos are posted.

 
New Post 1/5/2008 6:27 PM
  Nancy Chase
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Re: the vacation of which we do not speak 

I saw!  It must've been such a great Christmas for you and Seph.  Just think, in a couple years you could have a family vacation of which your son will not speak, either!  Builds character, and prepares them for dorm life.

 
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