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New Post 11/16/2007 8:32 AM
  rundeep
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I heart you. 

That was fantastic. I love the idea of a motley crew of people descending on a particular intersection ready to "pound and blow"  and then filling out paperwork heroically. Lovely.

Also reminded me of a case in which I represented some people who were American Heart Association volunteers who were sued by two pathological and obese nurses who claimed that their first aid courses (including CPR) were being put out of business by the AHA in violation of the antitrust laws. Seriously.

 
New Post 11/16/2007 11:24 AM
  twiffer
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Re: I heart you. 

i have to take a moment to interject how much i fucking loathe the phrase "i heart you".  with all the depths of my heart, upon the blood of my ancestors and by all the gods of this or any other world, i curse and damn whomwever coined that phrase and wish for them to be doomed to an eternity that combined the hells of sisyphus and tantalus whilst having baby hedgehogs lodged in their ass.

honestly, it's worse than "you go girl".

 
New Post 11/16/2007 11:51 AM
  switters
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Frying Pan 
I remember the day he was hit in the head with a frying pan at work. It was maybe over 2 years ago. Don't remember if it was a toppost. Don't think so. But he said, "I just got hit in the head with a frying pan." He kept saying that in the post because he was so enamored with the fact the he was able to say, "I was hit in the head with a frying pan," and be telling the truth. It was hilarious. That may have been the day I fell in love with him. Not sure anymore.

Anyways, I'm telling you, you've got to watch those debate things drunk and stoned. Seriously. It's the only way they're even close to palatable. I'm kind of disappointed the networks haven't carried more of them so I could continue my "Watching The Presidential Debate Drunk And Stoned" series, as I'm sure all y'all are.

Wait. What?
 
New Post 11/16/2007 12:04 PM
  Keifus
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Talk to the hand, twiffer 
Modified By Keifus  on 11/16/2007 12:38:46 PM)

I remember Annie pretty well too.  My mom taught cpr when I was in single digits, and those things popped up at our house all the time.  I think I had to learn on one for swimming too, but that was all an age ago.  I definitely remember poking curiously around Annie's insides.

On ♥ing bacon:  If he's not too jaded to find the comedy in a day's worth of training by overly enthusiastic morons, and a good enough writer to share it, he's my fucking hero.  I'd have probably injured myself in that situation. 

 

 
New Post 11/16/2007 12:40 PM
  twiffer
410 posts
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you realize, keifus... 

this means war.  or that you're going to fry in hell.  i forget which.

 
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