I have it on good authoritah that this was said:

 Meh.  I won't go to the Fray even for daveto.  If you bump into him, tell him to get his Toronto ass over here.

Urq is a national treasure in search of a nation.

This authoritah was not the Quiblit search engine, which sucks ass.  Worse than the Fray proper.

In search of a nation?  Hell, I've got a nation, which is more than any Canadian can say.  Passport and birth certificate and the whole deal.

Oh, and Hillary gets the Dem nod, but she'll be swamped in the general election, on account of being a total bitch whom nobody really wants around all the time.  Duh.  This ain't rocket science.

1) You're courting Mike's wrath, dissing the search engine like that.  The comment in question was made backstage, where we professionals gossip happily as we apply our nipple tape and lipstick, safe from the probing of the search engine.

2) You're as American as mango chutney, assassinated cricket team captains and rice pudding with raisins.  You even write "authoritah", fer God's sake.

The fact that you think you think you're American is admittedly part of your charm, only because it's so palpably, enthusiastically wrong.  I suspect you're actually an exiled Japanese gentleman, living on a small boat somewhere in the Irish Sea, and that you learned english from back numbers of the Boy's Own Paper and taped broadcasts of the 1957 World Series.

3) Not that I disagree about Hillary (and it's none of my business) but dude, the Republicans aren't eactly fielding a Dream Team right now.

It comes from a South Park episode.  Several, actually.  But the original one was when Officer Barbrady deputized Cartman.  Young Eric was pedalling around on his Big Wheel, saying random things to the camera like "poor people tend to live in clusters."  And then he pulled over Stan's dad.

"Step out of the car."

Mr. Marsh resisted arrest, and Cartman was forced to use his nightstick.  "Repect mah authoritah!  You will respect mah authoritah!"

So, um, that's the brief explanation of where that comes from.  I'm also amused by the reading furriners get on American politics having just watched CNN International.

I note you don't deny the Japanese gentleman thing.  Normally I shy from these online identity exposures, but you did call me out...

Well, at least that's one foreign jurisdiction we'd have good relations with.

So, Kucinich met his Valkyrie-wife at Shirley Maclaine's. Where he also saw a UFO.  Everything makes sense now -- I kinda hope we are colonized, so long as the men are equally attractive.

 A brilliant, lovely man who lives true christian principles who would probably not be the best choice for president when we have such a huge fucking mess to clean up.